Category: Joke Board
The Top 12 Signs Your Sci-Fi Blockbuster Is Going to Bomb
12> "Starring Rosie O'Donnell as Spider-Woman!"
11> Even the Sci-Fi Channel refuses to air it.
10> Isaac Asimov personally returns from the dead just to
bitchslap the director.
9> Maybe the world was ready for a new Star Trek flick,
but "Weekend at Scotty's" ain't it.
8> The title, "Shovel Over Your Cash, You Easily Manipulable
Geekboy Fans," might be a little too on the nose.
7> When the aliens land their spaceship and extend the olive
branch of peace, the people of Earth accept it and the
credits roll.
6> Let's just say the green stuff coming out of your Vulcan's
pants ain't blood.
5> Thirty minutes into the film, even the bootleggers have left.
4> Does *anyone* really want to look at a bare-chested
87-year-old Ricardo Montalban?
3> Fanboys are so picky about the whole "laws of physics" stuff.
2> The premiere is attended by Joel Hodgson and three robot
puppets.
and the Number 1 Sign Your
Sci-Fi Blockbuster Is Going to Bomb...
1> Your PR team looks sharp in their new red Starfleet uniforms.
Roflmao! Thirty minutes into the film, even the bootleggers have left! lol
Thank you Becky I enjoyed reading this one.
lol. that was cool, and i don't often go for the list ones